Thursday, October 23, 2008

I went to China and all I got was Tuberculosis


Listen, I'm no doctor but taking a bunch of foreigners to a packed local hospital, standing them in a petri shaped lobby for 15 minutes while you wait to go into a beaker shaped elevator to see a 70 year old woman drop her gown and get acupuncture seem unwise. I may be wrong but isn't that how we lost the Mayans? The cold I thought I had gotten rid of has come back with a vengance. Am I a delicate flower? Maybe, or perhaps I just need a brewed concoction of rhino horn, monkey bone licorice broth. Mmmm monkey bone.

7 comments:

Shawn said...
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Anonymous said...

You're not going to die before you get to buy some knockoff Louis Vuiton bags and Rolex watches are you? I mean, I'll be sad if that happens, but I was really hoping to get a fake Rolex.

Anyway...it would be sort of cool to hear that you became part of a medicinal cure...

"Ah soooo...we been laiting fol Amelican with bloken fingel nair fol vely wrong time..."

- Shawn

mort.verse said...

you are a delicate flower. :)

Anonymous said...

I'm hoping that you are feeling better...mothers worry you know.

Anonymous said...

Feeling like I have the worst cold ever. Going to the Dr. as soon as I get home. No worries though,having fun. Went to the Wuyi Mountains today and had amazing tea, so that should cure all the ails. Love Ya.
G.

Anonymous said...

you will really feel bad if obama gets elected and you are not back in time to vote